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Yuri Kozukata ([personal profile] onerous) wrote2016-11-14 11:54 am
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"You have reached the automated voice mailbox of--"

"Um. Kozukata Yuri."

"At the tone, please record your message. when you are finished recording, you may hang up, or press 1 for more options. To leave a call back number, press 9."
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aaaand we're doing voice now

[personal profile] tuishou 2016-04-11 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not rude he's. Efficient. And also slightly flustered because of course they're talking about the same thing Yuri, what the hell else.]

I can't throw it away when others seem to be amassing them.

[Typing things is annoying. He gives up. Give him a literal second and--]

I don't want to even tamper with it. It isn't that I'm afraid of the thing, I just don't see a need for it. [Which was, sincerely, not an excuse and rather just a fact-of-the-matter explanation.] If everyone really was so wary of the things CERES so generously gifts us then there'd be no talk about it over the CereVices, would there?

[Did he really call just to bitch? The world may never know.]
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no....

[personal profile] tuishou 2016-04-12 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gods, is Neji glad he didn't think to switch to video. It takes a(n) (un)healthy amount of effort to keep his mouth shut and swallow back an unfriendly scoff. Because yes, he's sure CERES has ways to coerce them too.

So shut up, Yuri. --is what he would say. Instead she gets to go on entirely uninterrupted (isn't he polite) and Neji even gets to learn something new. The Sanctuary. And anyway,]
CERES will hear whatever is said aloud, in the Sanctuary or outside of it. Especially if its supposed secret purpose is continuously talked about over CERES' own technology.

[That's some bad humor leaking into his tone anyway. Neji shakes his head. That wasn't what he had come here to discuss. --or whatever. He should have to known to keep this short.]

If you're not thinking of utilizing that robot, would you mind simply keeping watch over another inactive scrap of metal?
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[personal profile] tuishou 2016-04-15 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. [SURPRISE, that was easy.]

He's already named his own.

[And by some cruel twist of fate, some day Neji will return from work and find that Sasuke fucking Uchiha thought it was a good idea to gift Lee an extra bot buddy. But that is not today so Yuri is spared the whining.]

I'll repay you somehow for the favor.
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[personal profile] tuishou 2016-04-18 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[This was amusing, not annoying. At least it'd ended up that way apparently, because Neji's leaving the CereVice long enough to turn his gaze upwards towards nothing, not that Yuri can see, and his lips quirk into this

thing that kind of wants to be halfway exasperated, halfway amused

but of course not even in private is that loss of composure allowed, so.]


We can be friends.

[That lilt isn't imagined, no.]

When could I find you home?
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action.......

[personal profile] tuishou 2016-04-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[As if he'd be able to put up with Lee's nagging about the power of friendship or somesuch long enough to even survive until tomorrow.]

I'll be right over.

[And he hangs up. No, he doesn't even need to ask her address. No, he doesn't really think it matters. The problem at hand is now figuring out a way to tow the box housing the robot all the way to her apartment.

And an hour or more later (yes, it's taken a while; no, he won't expend more chakra than he must to speed up the process), there will a knock at her door.

And Neji will be holding a rope, and tied to the other end is a

dog, tail wagging and white furred and shaggy. It sits put, never leaving the space right behind Neji's ankles. Its lolling tongue never really drips drool onto the floor. So hey, at least one of the cretures waiting for Yuri is well trained.]
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[personal profile] tuishou 2016-04-18 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sighs. Of course. Because it's like she's gone and asked a very dumb question. But Neji catches himself and remembers he shouldn't be so-- difficult? was he a difficult person? Anyway, maybe the sigh can pass as just him expression relief at having gotten the right door. Or something.

He's not even trying.

So Yuri gets that formal-enough, polite and shallow bow of greeting in return.]
It isn't.

[He shouldn't be so curt either.] Lee's got enough of those back at the apartment, too. We certainly don't need another one.

[He steps to one side of the- dog. And it still doesn't move, save for its doggy little head following Neji's movements. Because that's what dogs do, right? Hell if Neji had any idea. He does the hand signs. It's nothing intricate. And

poof!

the dog's no longer there, disappearing in a puff of white smoke and in its stead is that distinct box from CERES, rope tied to a little... wagon? where the heck had Neji gotten a wagon? Before Yuri asks:]
It's a basic transformation jutsu. School children could do it.

[No animals were harmed in the making of this idiocy.]

I didn't want to be seen lugging the thing halfway across the residential district. It's cumbersome.
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[personal profile] tuishou 2016-04-18 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Give him a moment to decide if he should enter at all.

Neji lingers by the door, his head slightly tilted to one side after Yuri had invited him in. Yes, he'd entered private residencies before. No, he doesn't care that she's female and he's male and that, if there were senile old persons around, they might loudly whisper stupid things as he left but. He glances around the hall first and seeing that there are in fact no spectators, he bows (again) and steps in.

And doesn't really care about decor or lack of. He'll put the robot next to where he knows hers is and.

That's it that's literally all he came here for. Ah-]
You shouldn't bother yourself. Thank you, but I'm fine. [Probably rude to refuse. But. Eh.]