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[onerous]

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[revolts]

hey you any good at getting blood out of upholstery?

you seem like you'd be good at getting blood out of upholstery.

[ this is toji's way of saying 'i'm sorry i got blood on your upholstery'. ]

[onerous]

[What has she done to deserve this?? Was she not a good person, doing good things, doing her best trying to do her best trying??]

Why is there blood on the upholstery? Are you injured?

[revolts]

I had somebody over.

quit answering my questions with more questions.

[ what are you a cop ]

[onerous]

You're just very questionable.

Yes, I know how to get blood out of things. I can probably figure it out. If not, I guess we can just turn the couch cushions over?

[revolts]

[ we're ignoring the first part. ]

in your case is that like a girl thing or a fucked up depressing life thing.

cause I know sometimes girls are just good at that but like also you're you.

[onerous]

[She wants to be offended, but.]

A little of both, honestly.

Anyhow, if it doesn't work, I'll look into a new couch. But next time, you should just use your own room.

[revolts]

don't know what you're talking about.

anyway you might wanna wear gloves it's not all blood.

also I threw out your lotion.

[onerous]

[why would it not be all blood, toji

WHY WOULD IT NOT BE ALL BLOOD

AND WHY HER LOTION PLEASE.]

It's starting to sound more like a biohazard at this point. I should probably just throw it out and replace it anyhow.

Please try to cause a little less trouble.

[revolts]

[ look don't worry about it. ]

I am the trouble.

anyway if you get a new couch just let me know and I can swap em for you.

[onerous]

I'm aware.

[She is VERY aware]

Oh. Thank you. That's actually pretty kind of you.

I'll see if I can figure it out, or ask around.

un: gogo / voice;

[takumina]

Kozukata-san!

I was just wondering ... have you managed to get a new couch?

( he watched that entire network post, just so you know. that the whole thing had everything to do with toji doesn't surprise him in the least, but he's not about to say that out loud. )

voice;

[onerous]

[There's a brief pause that somehow manages to sound pained despite being, you know, silent. She kind of wishes everyone would just...stop remembering about that. She's never showing her face on the network again]

No, not yet. I'm saving up some money to buy a new one. Though I'm not entirely sure if I should even bother. I'm hoping it might discourage guests.

[She's joking! ....Maybe.]

my dumbass thought i replied to this? I AM SO SORRY time is a lie

[takumina]

( he would not say this out loud, but honestly he's sure toji would: this is what you get for broadcasting it all over the network to begin with.

for once, he's the one with more tact. moving right along.

he laughs, and it's rich and genuine. ) I mean, it could, maybe. If you're lucky.

( dramatic pause. )

Or. You could tell your couch-surfers to find their own place. Just a thought.

LLSKFJ IT’S FINE. IT HAPPENS TO ALL OF US

[onerous]

[Its definitely never going to be that easy and Yuri makes an amused little huffing noise, shaking her head.]

It’s fine, really. I’m used to people coming and going. Hearing people around is a bit… Nostalgic. And it can be nice.

[Just… in General, nice. Nice to hear others once in a while.]

I’m not sure I like it when it’s too quiet.

the last month of my life has been a lie i swear to jesus

[takumina]

( ah, well. he can definitely identify with that kind of mentality, staying alone as he does when he's not in a place like this. sometimes he makes random visits to the student dorms just to see who's milling about. )

I can't give you grief for that. ( he muses quietly, because he does understand. ) Humans generally aren't meant to be solitary creatures, you know?

( himself being one of them, but he's not about to admit it. )