( he would not say this out loud, but honestly he's sure toji would: this is what you get for broadcasting it all over the network to begin with.

for once, he's the one with more tact. moving right along.

he laughs, and it's rich and genuine. ) I mean, it could, maybe. If you're lucky.

( dramatic pause. )

Or. You could tell your couch-surfers to find their own place. Just a thought.