retorter: (his face is so punchable)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-03-01 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's perfectly fine with the time it takes for Yuri to think on her answer. He hadn't actually expected it to be quick. But he hadn't expected it to be all that simple, either. To everyone's obvious surprise, Souji bursts out laughing. Once his laughter recedes, he turns his customary 'smile but not actually a smile' upon her. ]

You sure are easygoing. [ if he sounds scornful, it's because he is and he's rude. ] That kind of whatever happens, happens attitude will just get you killed.

[ And about the swatting flies... Well, different people have different ways. He's in really no position to judge the way she views another person's life. ]

First that girl and now you. Kashuu must have his hands full.
retorter: (what more do you want)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-03-01 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ ugh yuri... the more Souji talks to her, the more he's sure that they're both fucked up. ]

It is if you think of them as flies. That's what you said before, right?

[ If Souji subscribed to that particular belief, he'd probably never say it out loud... It'd upset Kondou-san, that's why. He shrugs at her question. ]

Just someone who's learning from Kashuu, apparently. Maybe you've seen her around if she wasn't lying. Loud, annoying, pokes her nose into things that aren't any of her business...

[ He pauses, slowly blinking. ] Like you, I guess. If you were loud.
retorter: (.....im waiting)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-03-08 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Souji snorts at that. does being self-aware make you less fucked up... or more fucked up..... Then he blinks at her question, as if surprised that she's even asking him in the first place. ]

Yeah. [ Souji says almost immediately. What an easy question! ] I'd tell you to fix that if I didn't think it was impossible.

[ Nice to know that Souji can still tease people even while trapped underground with no food or water and without any idea what's going to happen..... as usual. ]
retorter: (souji's purity radar is pinging)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-03-08 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ truly, this is the rarest of rare moments. Usually, Souji would be like "??? why are you glad??" but he's already more or less accepted that Yuri's weird, so he takes her dere like how a normally functioning person would take it, with amusement. ]

You should be. I've killed tons of people who were less annoying than you.

[ Souji once more proving that he can't talk to girls at all. ]