retorter: (.....im waiting)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-03-08 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Souji snorts at that. does being self-aware make you less fucked up... or more fucked up..... Then he blinks at her question, as if surprised that she's even asking him in the first place. ]

Yeah. [ Souji says almost immediately. What an easy question! ] I'd tell you to fix that if I didn't think it was impossible.

[ Nice to know that Souji can still tease people even while trapped underground with no food or water and without any idea what's going to happen..... as usual. ]
retorter: (souji's purity radar is pinging)

[personal profile] retorter 2016-03-08 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ truly, this is the rarest of rare moments. Usually, Souji would be like "??? why are you glad??" but he's already more or less accepted that Yuri's weird, so he takes her dere like how a normally functioning person would take it, with amusement. ]

You should be. I've killed tons of people who were less annoying than you.

[ Souji once more proving that he can't talk to girls at all. ]